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Wide continental, violent, was it not for its superstition through the long earthly history people could actually ever get along, this town would suck...The end.

Fuck you you piece of shit bitches.... Are you ready for my next chair smashing the glass essay well you wouldn't get it if I did so so if you don't like it than ;alsefthi vqnt7pq 3840q b3756 w3mj495 v6;.q23 qy82orcawneliucfcimsiyurtf;q The end wallah!

Date Written: April 16, 2005
Author: BrainDamaged
Average Vote: 2

Comments:
04/25/2005 TheBuyer: Come on dude, try me, I'm cool, I swear.
04/25/2005 Klause Muppet: No wonder Acme's at a low point...
04/25/2005 TheBuyer: Quiet not low. The lustre shines deep within Acme like a smoldering cow turd in a Utah badlands cowboy fire.
04/25/2005 The Rid: Oy.
04/25/2005 TheBuyer: You are liking to toot my harmonica?
04/25/2005 TheBuyer: Or for maybe to have the rawhide? Ngh?
04/25/2005 Front: Was initially a basic 3 but "qy82orcawneliucfcimsiyurtf;q" was smart. Almost didn't get it at first but caught it the second time 'round. + .5 rounded up for that brilliant bit, Author. Well done.
04/25/2005 Front (4):
04/25/2005 qualcomm: the first three words of this short's title make a great acme name: Second Try Fictitious
04/25/2005 Klause Muppet: What do you think Litcube?
04/25/2005 Litcube: I think something or someone is tapping into my emotional reserve that I'd set aside for Acme. It's bothering me.
04/26/2005 Klause Muppet: Hmm
04/26/2005 Klause Muppet: Can someone explain the "qy82orcawneliucfcimsiyurtf;q"? I'm not so bright.
04/26/2005 TheBuyer (4): Alongside his other stuff, I like it.
04/26/2005 The Rid (1):
04/26/2005 Turgid (1): Again, sorry.
04/26/2005 Dylan Danko (1):
04/26/2005 TheBuyer: If any of you [except Front] had brain damage I wouldn't take you for ice creams, or to the mall, or buy you hats featuring the local sports team with matching fanny packs, YOU GET NOTHING!
04/26/2005 Streifenbeuteldachs: "wallah"?
04/26/2005 Klause Muppet: Dear Front, can you please explain the "qy82orcawneliucfcimsiyurtf;q" for me?

Yours Truly,
Klause
04/26/2005 Front: No, no I can't, Klause. I'm afraid if I tried to explain it I wouldn't get it anymore. It's that serious. Sorry.
04/26/2005 Klause Muppet (1): Fuck that noise!