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Keller gave Beecher one more pump for good measure, then creamed up his rear end.

“Oh, fuck,” moaned Keller, “I love you baby. Fucking McManus! He’s going to move me out of Em City.”

Meanwhile, Addibesi, his too-small cap propped just so on his cranium, was taking care of Beecher’s hot, white mouth. He took his ubiquitous lollipop out of his mouth and said something in a heavy West Indian accent. Also, that evil female screw was watching the whole thing via security cam and jilling off to it.

In the next cell (or “pod”), Ryan and Cyril lay on their bunk beds.

“I’m scared of da dawk, Wyan,” whispered Cyril.

“I know you are, buddy,” said Ryan. “But McManus won’t approve that nightlight I asked for.”

Fucking McManus.

Date Written: March 12, 2003
Author: qualcomm
Average Vote: 3.75

03/12/2003 anonymous (5):
03/12/2003 anonymous (1):
08/27/2003 Ewan Snow (5): This is one of my all time favorites. I like the cinematic feel, as if the camera is panning through all of em-city -- not that that is actually why I like this one. It's just what I thought of as I read it this time...
04/28/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan (5): Thank you, The Lerpa.
05/31/2004 TheBuyer (4): Fucking McManus
06/1/2004 Will Disney: this is one of the great ones. also a frequent google target for people looking for oz fan fiction, which is funny in a few ways as well.