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Hey, Jackie, I like your friend, Sonia. Sure, she has her disfigurements. The hump and the one longer leg make her look super awkward. But she's really attractive. Well, not pretty exactly, but stylish. She's got real style. And look at those tits! Yah, well just the one. What happened to the other one? And what happened to her face? I mean, why's it raised up on the right side? Oh, I see. Well that kind of nerve damage is temporary, isn't it? No? Well it gives her a certain something, something unique. Sure, it forces a constant stream of drool, but so what? She's special. So, is she here with anyone?

Date Written: April 23, 2005
Author: John Slocum
Average Vote: 3.8571

Comments:
04/28/2005 Will Disney (5): Okay - I just published this one manually. My apologies to the author if it wasn't fully baked yet. It was all my fault!
04/28/2005 John Slocum (4): Way to go, Disney, not the only thing that's all your "fault." This is nice and "short." And "Funny."
04/28/2005 The Rid (4): Ha!
04/28/2005 Jawbreaker (4): Nice, simple and funny.
04/28/2005 qualcomm (2):
04/28/2005 Litcube (4): 2 stars, eh Qualcomm?
04/28/2005 qualcomm: yeah, but only because it's subpar and i'd be embarrassed to have written it. other than that, it's really not so bad!
04/28/2005 anonymous: I'm not embarrassed to have written this. It's a little half baked because it got bumped up, but I still like it as is.
04/28/2005 Jon Matza: Seems to me the serviceable-if-uninspired joke contained in the first 12 words is merely repeated over & over again. Call me selfish, but I was hoping for something else...something more...something precious.
04/28/2005 Jon Matza (3): Hence...
04/28/2005 Klause Muppet: The sequel should have the guy talking to his buddy the day after explaining all the wicked things he did to Sonia.
04/28/2005 anonymous: No it shouldn't.
04/28/2005 Ewan Snow: Jesus, Klause...
04/28/2005 Klause Muppet: What?
*Klause shrugs and looks around his empty office for approval*

04/28/2005 Mr. Joshua (5): This is top-notch....it made my Thursday! Is this you again, the Buyer?
04/28/2005 TheBuyer: Nosir, I started fucking the dog already!
04/29/2005 John Slocum: One day, when all of this dies down, I'm going to work this to a more advanced level of fruition. I had some ideas about this one, and I'm a bit of a last minute kind of guy, so The Queue Problem fucked me a bit, but Let's All Move On, folks.
04/29/2005 Mr. Joshua: Wow....qc low-balled another quality Slocum short. You could knock me over with a feather.