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“Nurse, I need suction.”
The nurse got on her knees under the operating table. She unzipped the doctor’s fly.
“Not suction, down there, you idiot. The patient!”
The nurse hopped to her feet and applied regular, medical-style suction to the open wound.
“Now, nurse, prepare the maggots. Here, let me open the wound.”
“But doctor, these maggots look gross!”
“That’s neither here nor there. This will be a major breakthrough in maggot wound therapy. My theory is that the secretions of those worms are efficacious.”
“What? Worm secretions?” The nurse got on her knees again.
Date Written: March 14, 2003
Author: Ewan Snow
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