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“Nurse, I need suction.”

The nurse got on her knees under the operating table. She unzipped the doctor’s fly.

“Not suction, down there, you idiot. The patient!”

The nurse hopped to her feet and applied regular, medical-style suction to the open wound.

“Now, nurse, prepare the maggots. Here, let me open the wound.”

“But doctor, these maggots look gross!”

“That’s neither here nor there. This will be a major breakthrough in maggot wound therapy. My theory is that the secretions of those worms are efficacious.”

“What? Worm secretions?” The nurse got on her knees again.

Date Written: March 14, 2003
Author: Ewan Snow
Average Vote: 4.66667

03/14/2003 anonymous (4):
03/14/2003 anonymous (5):
05/7/2003 Will Disney (5): what a great last line
02/20/2004 Ewan Snow: Three anonymous lowballs on this one too.
02/20/2004 Dylan Danko: Yup
02/20/2004 Ewan Snow: I notice Dylan didn't vote when he left his comment. Is that because he was the one who voted anonymously? IS IT!!!!
04/2/2004 scoop (4): Ha! Good one.
04/3/2004 Jimson S. Sorghum (5):
02/22/2005 The Rid (5):
05/30/2006 Dylan Danko:
05/30/2006 scoop: As usual Danko you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
05/31/2006 Dylan Danko: