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Date Written: June 09, 2005
Author: Jon Matza
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06/9/2005 Klause Muppet: vaaj
06/9/2005 Klause Muppet: vadge
06/9/2005 Klause Muppet: Quoting from Mr. Pony
06/9/2005 Mr. Pony: You are also quoting from the Truth! You are quoting from what IS!
06/10/2005 Jon Matza: For the record, I regretted submitting this idiotic entry 1.4 nanoseconds (+/- .05 nanoseconds) after posting.
06/14/2005 Mr. Pony: suck
06/14/2005 Will Disney: Matza, you can always re-create this as a new entry.
06/14/2005 Mr. Pony: balls
06/14/2005 TheBuyer: vadge
06/14/2005 Jon Matza: No Disney. Let's face it; I screwed up. Bigtime. I made my bed and I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna lie in it. When I clicked submit, I effectively signed a contract. A contract to the effect of "Jon Matza is rendering this text fit for publication. This text reflects who his is and what he stands for. It reflects his aesthetic sensibility and lays bare his inner essence." To pretend I never submitted this content would be tantamount to rewriting history. That's not what this guy is about, Disney. This guy is ready to admit he made a blunder, take his lumps for it, cut his losses and move on.
06/14/2005 Mr. Pony: hump
06/14/2005 Jon Matza: Yes, that's exactly the kind of angry explosion I deserve to have directed at me. Keep it coming.
06/14/2005 John Slocum: 'who his is?' Disgraceful.
06/14/2005 Jon Matza: Disney, please fix this error.
07/26/2005 Mr. Pony: bunt