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"Do you like games," asked the ectomorph in the black turtleneck.

He ran a single, long, cool digit under the bunched black satin seam of Sandra's bustier. It felt so good to be touched like this again -oh!- his cocaine fingernail nicked her areola.

Comprehending, he sucked his gaunt cheeks into vast hollows, and his sleepy eyes narrowed in pleasure.

"Um, are like ALL of these paintings yours," she asked.

Date Written: December 30, 1899
Author: qualcomm
Average Vote: 4.42857

Comments:
12/30/1899 anonymous (3):
04/30/2003 assman69 (5): Great classic short short.
05/1/2003 Will Disney (4): yeah this is a good short. plus it turned me on!
08/19/2003 Benny Maniacs (5): Is this biographical?
12/18/2003 Jimson S. Sorghum: How can the areola be under the bustle, Moron?
12/18/2003 qualcomm: bustle? what are you talking about?
12/18/2003 Jon Matza: She's talking about the bustle in your motherfucking hedgerow, brother.
12/19/2003 Jimson S. Sorghum: I swear it used to say bustle. You changed it so that I'd be the moron. Well, fine. You win this time.
12/19/2003 Ewan Snow: I agree with Jimson AND assman69.
12/19/2003 qualcomm: i win i win!!
05/24/2004 TheBuyer (4):
05/24/2004 scoop (5): Don't be alarmed now, The Lerpa, it's just a sprinkling from the fucking May Queen.
02/15/2007 Master Bates (5): this is truly short. let's keep them short
04/29/2010 Marvin_Bernstein: I like I like I like games