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Egg Martini logged onto cyberspace and accessed the main system directory. He had managed to hack into acmeshorts.com and penetrate the core server. The hacking techniques required were very demanding. He had to apply for a guest account and figure out how to use email. And once he’d hacked in it only got worse. It turned out that the system had some sort of immune system, macrophages that repelled intruders such as himself. He was now embroiled in the third day of a message board war with one of the phages known online as Doug Garrison Blakely Davenport. Who knew computer hacking was so complicated?

Date Written: June 10, 2005
Author: Ewan Snow
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06/13/2005 TheBuyer: This one, I'm not so fond of.
06/13/2005 TheBuyer: fond. douche.