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"You've no right!" declared the indignant eighteenth century merchant.

"I don't need right - I have power!" retorted the evil French courtier.

"Your papers," said the martial German.

"Cheers," said the drunk Irishman.

"Swing low," sang the happy negro.

Date Written: December 30, 1899
Author: qualcomm
Average Vote: 4.25

Comments:
12/30/1899 anonymous (3):
05/6/2003 scoop (5): "Let me account your funds!" screamed the Jew. holy crap! alright, alright, its too good for any of my typical obscure bull shit comments. bravo.
07/3/2004 TheBuyer (5): cheers
07/2/2007 Mr. Pony (4):