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TV coroners always eat sandwiches near the dead bodies like it's no big deal, then they talk with their mouths full about some gruesome detail. That's what I wanted to be when I grew up, tough enough to eat near the recently deanimated. Someone that could eat sandwiches near a corpse and perform an autopsy in about three minutes and summarize it in under a minute. If that failed, I figured I could just make the sandwiches and watch the guy eat them through the window and only be a little tough.

Date Written: June 17, 2005
Author: TheBuyer
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06/17/2005 anonymous: man, I'm suddenly glad these things don't count.
06/19/2005 Kenji X: I liked it, but then my head is way up my asshole.