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I will never forget my first sexual experience and I'm going to tell you about it right now. It was in the school library, with Miss Kindler. I was returning a library book and she was taking it from me and stamping it "returned" and then our hands touched. My dark and mysterious bedroom eyes locked glances with her eyes and we fell for each other almost instantly. She hauled me into the library book sorting room and caressed my bulging, steaming righteous cock bulge while I looked at her boobs. Next, we took off all our clothes and she used her finger to stroke my eager length of quaking mantube, pulling the sheath of my dick-cloak across my forelog again and again until the whole structure seemed almost literally ready to burst at the seams. While she did that I put my hand near, and then on her vagina. As she whispered stuff at me I implied to her that there had been an atomic war and that we had to really have sex in order to repopulate the Human species, and I knew the deal was sealed. With my hand I touched her butt as she took my voluminous steam engine-shaped battering hog into her vagina. Almost instantly, a thunderous flood of my Milk of the Gods burst forth from my trembling electric love orchestra, spilling out into the sorting carts and forever sealing up volumes of Humanity's greatest works forever. Miss Kindler let out a small noise as some of my unstoppable torrential seedly flood landed also on her vagina. I raised my massive arms and bellowed like a water buffalo. Standing up on a sorting cart, my hulking dreadnought rained down Armageddon onto the unsuspecting floor.

Date Written: June 19, 2005
Author: Mr. Pony
Average Vote: 3.8125