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A Scene (Re-imagined by Ewan Snow) That Actually Happened (According to Phony Millions)

Shane Pollard came back into the bedroom and handed the water pipe to Phony Millions. Phony toked the stinky hashish and cast a suspicious eye at his schoolmate. The pungent odor formed a haze, mingling with the stray frenetic sounds of John Coltrane’s Sun Ship screaming from the Hi-Fi, and drifting up to the midnight blue, star spangled ceiling of Phony’s room. The hash started to kick in, but was tempered by some almost identifiable base element.

“Dude, this hash tastes funny.”

Shane sat Indian style on the shag carpet, wearing chinos, an Izod T-shirt and loafers. He took the water pipe from Phony.

“I mixed my poop in,” said Shane with a casual look from his droopy eyes. He took a hit and passed it back.

Date Written: March 21, 2003
Author: Ewan Snow
Average Vote: 4

03/21/2003 anonymous (1):
05/22/2004 TheBuyer: I'd vote but this never happens even though everyone talks about it all the time every day for hours.
03/15/2005 Litcube: I just laughed at this. Unmoving, casual expression of Shaun being key here.
03/15/2005 Mr. Positive (5): Pucky!
03/16/2005 John Slocum (4): I like this story, particularly the way Shane assumed Brad wouldn't mind the poop in the water pipe.
03/16/2005 Litcube (5): Forgive me, forgive me.
03/16/2005 Jimson S. Sorghum (5):