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When I raise my hand, I always make you flinch Your credit is less than the yards in an inch The best thing in summer is a barbecue The best thing to eat is a steak you can chew Your rhymes are cliché, with not enough vowels Your only means of income is to hand out towels I like fettuccini and cafe con crema I like bikinis and the girl from Ipanema I like to eat prunes but it makes me go poo Your friends all use you for your Play Station 2

Date Written: July 02, 2005
Author: Benny Maniacs
Average Vote: 2

07/11/2005 TheBuyer (5): I hate this. FU.
07/11/2005 Will Disney: I don't even *have* a playstation 2! Also, I'm going to call this as a qualcomm homage to benny.
07/11/2005 The Rid: Ha!
07/11/2005 Will Disney: Welcome back, Rid. How's your brain?
07/11/2005 The Rid: Well, the meninges are no longer swollen. So that's something. I can't say that I'm going to behave in a manner that any of you like any better than you did before, which is to say, I'm pretty much back to "normal." But I'm attached to an IV 24 hours a day for the next six weeks, so that's, uh, limiting, I guess. My spine is still a little messed up, too. How're you?
07/11/2005 scoop: My spine is the bomb.
07/11/2005 TheBuyer: I got mad lumbar, bitches.
07/11/2005 Klause Muppet (2): Not sure I'm into this whole rhyming stuff.
07/11/2005 Jon Matza: These rhymes are elemental like boron or tungsten.
07/11/2005 Will Disney: that sounds like half a couplet right there, matza!
07/11/2005 Will Disney: glad to hear you're still alive, rid. sorry about the IV. YUCK!
07/11/2005 Jon Matza: Not to mention the HIV...UGH!!
07/12/2005 qualcomm (0.5):
07/12/2005 TheBuyer: Quit picking on the black kid you racist.
07/12/2005 Kenji X (2): Rid's HIV is rank / Like a dirty old fucked up fish tank.
07/13/2005 Mr. Pony (0.5): Awful!