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“James...do you find me attractive?”

“Before I answer that could I just get you to fill out one of these work request forms?”

“Could you...what?”

“FYI I already have two jobs in my queue, so it's going to be about 1½ to 2 hours.”

“James. Are you trying to be funny?”

“Also, I’ll need the project code, the tracker number in PRAXIS and the names of any riders or attachments you’ve referred to in your markup.”

“If you're trying to be funny it's not working, James. Please stop."

“OK, I'm sorry, Do you want this in portrait or landscape?”

Do you realize what a creep you're being, James? Goodbye.”



“So...you do or don't want me to put a placeholder in my queue?”

Date Written: July 08, 2005
Author: Jon Matza
Average Vote: 3.33333

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