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Date Written: July 15, 2005
Author: TheBuyer
Average Vote: 4

07/15/2005 TheBuyer: It won't take an outside link from me but the comments work at least.
07/15/2005 Mr. Pony (3.5):
07/16/2005 TheBuyer: ---

My Acme Blog All About Me.

Earlier tonight, I put a worm in my mouth and bit part of it off and chewed it and spit it out in my living room. Worms and dirt, I ate worms and dirt tonight. I will do anything to make a five year old kid laugh in his birthday including biting a worm he had in his mouth first. He almost shit his pants, or did, either way I'm not touching it. The little bastard is scared to death of me for some reason. Usually, by the end of the week he's ten times braver than before he left. I think I challenge the little bugger, his father doesn't seem to. He comes back to us pudgy and weak. He requires constant correction and whines at small things like a child half his age. Luckily, he hardens quickly, and soon is capable of defending our home from potential invasion. He is pound for for the singularly most lethal child on the planet and he is kill crazy. It's so cute!
07/28/2005 Pix (4.5): Ha! I totally missed this! I remember this day like it was oh 2 weeks ago.