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Samuel Templeton had always hated people. He hated them so much that he preferred to have sex with animals. Of course, society didn’t accept this, and that made him hate people even more. One afternoon, Samuel was putting away some things in his storm cellar when a surprise electro-ray attack struck the city and everyone other than Samuel was killed. He went outside and saw that all his neighbors and everyone in the city was dead. The animals were all live, though. “Time enough at last!” he shouted, and grabbed his neighbor’s Border Collie, who he had been eyeing for a long time. He got into position and tried to make love but quickly found that he couldn’t raise an erection. The act of having sex with an animal, now that everyone else was dead, was no longer a societal-transgressing taboo, and apparently, that's what had really been getting it up for him. Samuel let the Border Collie go. Some other local pets were wandering the streets, confused. Samuel realized with horror that none of the animals gave him even a little bit of a boner. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Samuel shouted.

Date Written: July 17, 2005
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 4

07/22/2005 Will Disney: this reminds me of something! also, that's a tough break for this guy.
07/22/2005 The Rid: Heh.
07/22/2005 Will Disney: surely he must have gotten a *little* bit of a boner...
07/22/2005 qualcomm (3.5): this was all right, too. i think it could have benefitted from less tell, more show.
07/22/2005 qualcomm: also, you could have just hinted at the "twist" ending. "time enough at last" is a big enough clue for us to guess that he's going to get the rug pulled out in some way.
07/22/2005 Dick Vomit: This is like "Night of the Comet" meets "Farm Fun" with a cute lil' Vaderian Frankenstein homage at the end!
07/22/2005 Mr. Pony: Hwaaaanh hwanh hwanh hwanh hwanh
07/22/2005 Klause Muppet (4): That's unfortunate.
07/22/2005 Litcube (4.5): I'm laughing like a fucking retard. That's one of the better endings I've seen on a short in some time.
07/22/2005 Mr. Pony (4):
07/22/2005 TheBuyer (4.5):
07/22/2005 Will Disney: Is that spidey?
07/22/2005 TheBuyer: Yes!
07/22/2005 The Rid (4):
07/22/2005 Partytime (3.5): OMG
07/25/2005 Poop (5): Poop!!
07/25/2005 Will Disney: Thanks, Poop.
07/1/2007 Mylittlepony (3): speaks to me on many levels, amen brother