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A particularly hard low and fast-moving cloud terrorized one of those cute central-northern Californian towns, once upon a time. “The cloud-object has both bigness and globularity,” NASA explained. People were scared of the cloud, because it was both so low and so hard. And the fast-moving aspect didn’t help shit out much, either. Some property was damaged, and a few injuries were involved. So the king called his three wisest advisors to figure out how to deal with the cloud. If it weren’t so low, said the altitudologist, it wouldn’t be such a menace. I therefore suggest we increase its height. Sire, explained the expert on hardness, an impotent rapist is a contained rapist. We need to soften this fucking thing. Fortunately, the third advisor was an expert in chillaxation, not velocity, so everything turned out cool enough.

Date Written: July 18, 2005
Author: qualcomm
Average Vote: 3

07/18/2005 The Rid: Snicker. Too clever?
07/18/2005 Will Disney (2):
07/19/2005 Litcube (4): Ahah! I laughed out loud here. Those are some awesome advisers.