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“I just think it’s really empowering for you.” “You do?” “Of course, I do. Would ask you to pose nude if I didn’t think it would be an opportunity for you to be in control and feel empowered.” “No, I guess not.” “And would I have tied you up and crammed all of these celery stalks up your ass if I weren’t interested in you expressing your female sexuality in a safe and empowering environment?” “I suppose not.” “Listen, honey, we live in a patriarchal society. You have to get empowered where you can in this world. Think of it as a deconstruction of gender roles. Now hold still. You’re going to feel especially empowered in a second when I chop off your head.”

Date Written: August 03, 2005
Author: Ewan Snow
Average Vote: 5

08/3/2005 Partytime: OK, OK Lizzy Borden. Just get ahandle on yourself. More aspic to go with that highball?
08/3/2005 Streifenbeuteldachs: replace the decapitation with some more sexual humiliation and you'd have a winner!
08/4/2005 Jimson S. Sorghum: It's so true, cuz aren't you usually the one who likes celery....oh, oops.
08/4/2005 Jon Matza: Jimson: you seem to be implying that celery salt isn't equally flavorful. Can you elaborate?
04/26/2006 Master Bates (5): wow!