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Doctor Gevelder advanced on his patient with a sterile swab and grabbed the man's penis.

"Oh fuck!" thought the man.

"Oh, fuck it," thought Doctor Gevelder, and twisted the swab into the dickhole.

The dickhole didn't like that, not one goddamn little bit. That dickhole swelled itself shut around the swab and stuck it there. The man panicked. He shook and fluttered like a prairie chicken and made air smacks, not daring to touch it. He wagged his bum and tried to shake the swab out but the swab didn't come out it just went boing-boing-boing against the man's thighs. Doctor Gevelder panicked too, he didn't want to grab the swab either even though he knew as a doctor that it was his job. Instead he did something totally unexpected. He opened a second swab and inserted it way up unto the man's asshole, he was behind the man at the time.

"Fuck!" said the man.

"Fuck!" said the doctor.

"Jinx!" they said and pointed at each other.

"JINX!" they said again.

They laughed and laughed, each man owing the other a beer. The dickhole relaxed and the swab fell right out onto the floor and Doctor Gevelder pulled the second swab out of the man's ass and apologised for putting it up there in the first place and explained that in the moment of frantic activity that he thought it might poke the dickhole swab out from behind. They laughed again, harder this time.

"Doctor Gevelder," said the man after a they had both calmed down a little, "That was fun."

"Yes," the Doctor replied.

Date Written: August 09, 2005
Author: TheBuyer
Average Vote: 4

Comments:
08/12/2005 Kenji X (4.5): Doctor Gevelder is my new family physician.
08/12/2005 Mr. Pony (4):
08/12/2005 TheBuyer: Since when is a Dutchman afraid of a little cock?
08/12/2005 The Rid (3.5): Fun premise with some clumsy writing. Redeemed by the last dialogue exchange, which was hilarious.
08/12/2005 TheBuyer (4.5): I'll go one better for the same reasons except for the clumsy part which habsolute bullshit. I think, Rid, that you're a clumsy reader.
08/12/2005 The Rid: Buyer, I think some of the sentence structure in the first long graf is suspect. (I'd add, "No?" but we outlawed that, yes?)
08/12/2005 TheBuyer: I'd say it's strangely paced.
08/12/2005 The Rid: Potato/Potato (change pronunciation in your head).
08/12/2005 anonymous: What bad commas? I don't know what you're talking about. I didn't edit this just now, if that's what you're thinking.
08/12/2005 The Rid: Author, do you mean, "What, bad commas?" or "What bad commas?"
08/12/2005 Streifenbeuteldachs (4): I enjoyed how "the man" is so mysterious.
08/12/2005 Jawbreaker (4): Made me giggle. nice.
08/12/2005 anonymous: glory, she rated my short. I will consider it a Nine, not a Four.
08/12/2005 Mr. Pony: Thanks, JB; now we're all picturing you giggling.
08/12/2005 Jawbreaker: Heh. You guys are funny sometimes.
08/12/2005 Mr. Pony: Not very often, but thanks!