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Profile: MR. RIGHT ON-LINE: RIGHT NOW Are you looking for a guy who’s going to treat you like a princess, spoil you rotten? Are you sick of guys who think posting pictures of their dicks is a turn on? Do you want someone you can laugh with, go on long walks with, talk about politics with, listen to music, or just be quiet with? Because if you are, look no further because I think I just saw him smelling flowers in the park before I kicked his bitch ass. If you hurry you can probably still catch him lying there before the ambulance comes. Now, if you want someone who's fun and gonna fuck you like a champ, probably cheat on you but be very discreet about it until I leave you high and dry when something better comes along I'm the guy for you. Because, let's face it, that's the kinda guy you're really attracted to. It's what you're last boyfriend was like and even though you think you want a sensitive metrosexual the truth is even if you had one you'd probably be fucking me on the side. This isn't reverse psychology; I'm not trying to win you over with my honesty. The truth is I just don't give a fuck and I'm sure as hell not gonna paint a rosy picture of my self to fuck some chick who's looking on the internet to meet Mr. Right when all you should need is a short dress and some lace panties and a push up bra to score with any guy you want. I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Date Written: August 19, 2005
Author: Shane
Average Vote: 3.66667

Comments:
08/26/2005 The Rid (3.5): Definitely has some funny moments, like having kicked the sensitive guy's ass, but lacking overall. Bad ending. Still, it's so much better than anything Kenji's written lately, it's welcome!
08/26/2005 Litcube (4): Aughuoughthaeiouyioer: I'll agree with The Rid on that one sentence regarding the ass kicking, because I laughed out loud, and from then on, was smiling. Good points. Very close to 4.5 for a near exhausted joke. Also, let's leave Kenji the fuck alone.
08/26/2005 Klause Muppet (3.5): A little challenging to get through but enjoyable. I would like to be fucked like a champ.
08/26/2005 Mr. Pony: I agree with the lads. This has been done quite a bit, but this latest held some nice moments.
08/26/2005 Mr. Pony (3.5):
08/26/2005 TheBuyer (5): Hey, good one!
08/26/2005 anonymous: {smile}
08/26/2005 Hitler: Oh this was almost as sweet cream ladies all buzzed on sugar cane. Instead it left the counterfeit taste of Tab in my mouth.
08/26/2005 Mr. Pony: An aside: Litcube, while I appreciate the vote for civility, I think Kenji can take care of himself. For that matter, so can The Rid. Why must you demean them so?
08/26/2005 qualcomm (2.5):
08/26/2005 Litcube: I just know how it feels to be the poor guy who’s always getting picked on, maybe. Kenji, by my asking for some respite amidst the unholy onslaught led by Mr. Pony and his Demonic/Undead Horde of Awethors and their Imps Klause & Rid, in no way was I implying that you were close to 0 hit points. You might be, it is just that I do not know. That is all.
08/26/2005 Mr. Pony: I'm not sure it's fair to anyone (Kenji included) to characterize Kenji as a victim in this matter. I mean, not to sound like a ding-a-ling, but he started it, and I think he seems to know enough about Acme to know exactly what he was getting into. Also, he called me and everybody bitches. I'm not a bitch. Also, I hope I'm not leading anyone. If anyone is following me, please stop.
08/26/2005 Litcube: Whoah, Pony! I'd like to think that we don't need to get into who started what by saying this and that, who's ding-a-ling is bigger, or who's leading who's bitch. I'd like to think that what's most important is that we're all etc., and that we've learned etc.
08/26/2005 Mr. Pony: Fair...enough.
08/26/2005 The Rid: Yeah, I don't feel led, and I agree with everything Pony's said. Actually, I think the authors have really given Kenji a pass on this whole thing. I dunno.
08/26/2005 Litcube: The Rid, I think Mr. Pony made it perfectly clear that he doesn't want anyone following him anymore.
08/26/2005 The Rid: And I was saying that I didn't feel led. FU, Litcube.
08/26/2005 Litcube: Feelings are important.
08/29/2005 Mr. Pony: heh
08/29/2005 Klause Muppet: heh (right pony?) heh