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The prom queen let out a big juicy one. It was Denise Fairgood’s third year in the throne, and she had earned the right. Further, she was dainty and feminine, and could gently, imperceptibly, lean to the side, making no noise at all. Her worshipping masses, therefore, were none the wiser. Her date, Johnny, on the other hand couldn’t get enough of it. He cupped his hands and wafted Denise’s emission to his waiting nostrils. Down below, Little Johnny couldn’t help but rise to the occasion.

“Oh, Baby,” Johnny whispered to Denise, “There’s no fluffy like your fluffy.”

Denise tittered behind her gloved hand.

Date Written: April 02, 2003
Author: Jimson S. Sorghum
Average Vote: 3.7778

Comments:
04/2/2003 anonymous (1):
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08/27/2003 Ewan Snow (4): "There's no fluffy like your fluffy." I won't give it 5 stars cuz people might say I'm biased, but I laughed out loud at that line.
05/22/2004 TheBuyer (5): I'm not biased, that's just funny
06/11/2004 Pix (4): Oh My...
06/11/2004 Mr. Pony (5): Delightful!
06/11/2004 John Slocum (5): yes, I'm getting on board this one!
06/11/2004 Mr. Pony: Come on, there's room for everybody!
I wonder if there's a connection between *anal boy and *weak anus.
06/11/2004 Ewan Snow: *anal boy seems grosser than *weak anus. I mean that comment below is pretty weird...
06/11/2004 TheBuyer: do you think google groups this "ass" short with the other ass-porn?
06/11/2004 Mr. Pony: One way to find out!