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Stacey, In response to your last two questions: First of all, my add was nothing at all like Drewshawon’s add. I only referenced female anatomy as a joke/aside. Drewshawon stated, and I quote, “…between bitches, not lookin’ for nothing serious, just some maintenance between major tune ups…” Race aside, comparing us is absurd, primarily because I don’t believe what I say but Drewshawon believe what he say. I jokingly say things such as “what up beeeatch” and the like, utilizing an obvious tone of mockery. I respect women totally which is why I was so upset at your implication. Now that that’s been clarified… Second, I knew I left sweat on the elliptical trainer. I didn’t wipe it off for solid reasons. I was wearing silk and poly so wiping it with my own clothes would have glossed over the problem so to speak. I had left my terry gym cloth in the locker room and by the time I retrieved my cloth in the locker room, your sister had already gotten on the elliptical trainer. And it is not your sister’s place to report on the minutiae of my dailyness. I really do enjoy dating you and hope we can resolve this kind of thing earlier next time. Peacepipe? Cal

Date Written: August 27, 2005
Author: grandpa
Average Vote: 2.66667

09/7/2005 Will Disney: ad
09/7/2005 The Rid: vag
09/7/2005 Mr. Pony: Hey, what's going on here?
09/7/2005 The Rid: I don't know, Pony. What is going on here?
09/7/2005 Klause Muppet (2): Didn't get a laugh out of me and found it a little too confusing. There's potential in there though.
09/7/2005 The Rid: Yeah, this short's not so good, but I feel like I should give it a few more stars to make up for the last "First Publication" bit, which, if memory serves, I did not like so much.
09/7/2005 Will Disney: I don't think it's so bad. It has potential for a first short, anyway.
09/7/2005 Litcube (3): I agree, Dinsey. A 3! Welcome, author.
09/7/2005 The Rid (3): Disney, why do you always have to be so nice? Where's your fuggin' vote?
09/7/2005 Will Disney: I'm not really that nice - just on this site. For example, in real life I'm pretty mean to my girlfriend.
09/7/2005 The Rid: I've heard that. Someone told me you "Pants'd" her at King's Island.