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"That," said Henry, "is the biggest dick I've ever seen." Naked, Henry sat on his seventeenth floor balcony. He was looking at his penis through a magnifying glass. "Just...just look how fucking huge it is. It's enormous." The soles of his feet tingled. His penis twitched, then stiffened, becoming erect unassisted, like a time-lapsed vine arching toward the sky. "Yeah," he continued, louder, as his erection filled out. "I can't believe what a giant this thing is! It's a fucking log!" His breathing deepened, then sharpened. Leaning back slightly, Henry drew the magnifying glass a few inches closer to his face. His penis appeared to double in size. "Oh damn, goddamn!" he shouted. "Don't tell me that's not a fucking monster! You can't deny that it's the most giant massive hulking cock in the fucking world! It's so big; it's so big; it's so fucking big!" His heart raced as his scrotum tightened around his testicles. His face flushed. "Oh--oh--ooooh--fucking huge--OOHH...NNGH...!" The clouds parted, bathing Henry in a warm glow. The sun's rays focused though the magnifying glass to a dazzling pinpoint, setting Henry's pubic hair ablaze in a cloud of crackling fire. His mouth hanging open and his scalp drained of blood, he stood up sharply and took a step, flipping face-first over the railing. Henry came all the way down, leaving long beads of ejaculate on the windows of the twelfth, fifth, and third floor apartments.

Date Written: August 30, 2005
Author: Mr. Pony
Average Vote: 4.1875