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Date Written: September 06, 2005
Author: Jon Matza
Average Vote: 3.875

09/9/2005 Partytime (3.5): Morning glory seed ass shit. Pictures are semi-gloss, words are ceiling.
09/9/2005 Ewan Snow (4): Mixed for me on this one. Liked the very last bit best, but felt some of the running joke was a bit eco-friendly, which is to say recycled (albeit recycled Matzaisms hence non-ripoff). Also it's not unlike the salesforce, which is to say it could have been trimmed. Even given all above important points, the short remained laughable, which is to say gigleworthy, ie. four stars!
09/9/2005 Will Disney (4): not a very nice thing to say about mom and dad though.
09/9/2005 The Rid (3.5): Pretty funny. Coulda been shorter.
09/9/2005 Mr. Pony (4): Sweet octopus. Your use of gradients is particularly funny.
09/9/2005 qualcomm: what's that blue scribble in the second quadrant of the first frame?
09/9/2005 qualcomm: also, why don't the lines rhyme? shouldn't they rhyme?
09/9/2005 Mr. Pony: qualcomm, how do you number your quadrants?
09/9/2005 qualcomm: i'unno. you don't remember your quadrants?
09/9/2005 qualcomm: oops, looks like i don't remember my quadrants correctly. author, what's that blue scribble in the fourth quadrant of the first frame?
09/9/2005 anonymous: QC: you mean the briny oceanwater exploding over the seaweed-festooned rocks in a kaleidoscopic display of nature's munificence, right? My decision to forego rendering this awesome eruption with my customary realism in favor of a more impressionistic (nearly abstract) style was intended to underscore the themes of dislocation and loss that suffuse the piece.
09/9/2005 Litcube (4): I totally knew what that explosion of blue was. Furthermore, this brings me closer to my conclusion that I actually understand, whereas, you dudes do not. Sweet Tim's pic [Creepy factoid: Moments prior to viewing this piece, I was on the verge of crafting my own Tim's themed short].
09/9/2005 TheBuyer (4): Selfless 4.
09/9/2005 Klause Muppet (4):
09/10/2005 TheBuyer: hahaha
09/10/2005 TheBuyer:
09/12/2005 Litcube: Stop it. Stop posting pictures of me all over the interwheyub.