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Shane was masturbating to a womans magazine as short fat mexican rid did sit ups on the floor. Shane sat at the desk, the magazine open in front of him. Shane's back was to rid so that rid wouldn't see his dick and be all weird around him later. Shane heard a grunt over the light splashing sound of his member being rapidly, well ... masturbated and turned, upset that he had been distracted at this exact moment, so close to climax. As Shane turned rid began screaming and rubbing his taint' "Ow, I've sprained my taint!" rid yelled in spanish (though there is no spanish translation for taint'). Something about seeing Rid there rubbing his tain't and yelling struck Shane who, unintentionally, climaxed at that exact moment. Their friendship will never be the same.

Date Written: September 20, 2005
Author: Shane
Average Vote: 4

09/22/2005 Klause Muppet: true story?
09/22/2005 Will Disney: that's an awful image. thanks though anyway!
09/22/2005 Jawbreaker (4.5): HAhaha... definitly an inside one but the word taint alone just makes me laugh and laugh!p.s. I happen to work with these two!
09/22/2005 Mr. Pony: So, Jawbreaker; is this story some sort of metaphor for how these two ordinarily interact at work?
09/22/2005 Klause Muppet: Did THE rid really sprain his taint? Is this why he can't post on Acme? 'Cause his taint's sprained?
09/22/2005 Klause Muppet (3.5): Hello.