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Hey, kitty-cat - what would you do if I took your water bowl away and left for a few weeks? What would you do as your thirst grew and your desire for refreshment settled into your terrible feline mouth?
What would you do?
You'd probably start looking for water like a stressed out plains beast during the drought season in Nairobi. Right? Yah, your autonomic nervous system would get your ass moving with adrenalin in your pussy blood stream, heightening awareness of your surroundings.
Only your surroundings are my little fucking apartment with nothing to explore.
There are no ponds or rivers; there are no rain puddles with dirty, silty water for you to lap at like a disgusting beast.
Don't worry though...
...there's always the toilet!
Well, I took a big fucking dump yesterday and I didn't flush. Would you drink my shitty toilet water if you got really thirsty? Might be familiar since you do that in the wild, eat other animal shit, that is.
See you later, enjoy the "water," fucking pussy.
Date Written: September 26, 2005
Author: John Slocum
Average Vote: 4.5