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Hey, kitty-cat - what would you do if I took your water bowl away and left for a few weeks? What would you do as your thirst grew and your desire for refreshment settled into your terrible feline mouth?

What would you do?

You'd probably start looking for water like a stressed out plains beast during the drought season in Nairobi. Right? Yah, your autonomic nervous system would get your ass moving with adrenalin in your pussy blood stream, heightening awareness of your surroundings.

Only your surroundings are my little fucking apartment with nothing to explore.

There are no ponds or rivers; there are no rain puddles with dirty, silty water for you to lap at like a disgusting beast.

Don't worry though...

...there's always the toilet!

Well, I took a big fucking dump yesterday and I didn't flush. Would you drink my shitty toilet water if you got really thirsty? Might be familiar since you do that in the wild, eat other animal shit, that is.

See you later, enjoy the "water," fucking pussy.

Date Written: September 26, 2005
Author: John Slocum
Average Vote: 4.5

09/28/2005 qualcomm (5):
09/28/2005 Will Disney: nice work, psycho. stay away from my cat!
09/28/2005 qualcomm: hey disney... why don't you ask your girlfriend where she goes during the day?
09/28/2005 Dylan Danko: Are there a lot of "plains beasts" in the bustling city of Nairobi, you fucking cunt???
09/28/2005 qualcomm: just because the author's a racist, doesn't mean...
09/28/2005 Dylan Danko (5): Good short! Poor Blineous has had such a hard life.
09/28/2005 qualcomm: mulp:

09/28/2005 Klause Muppet (4.5): WWKD?
09/28/2005 Pfineous: GOOD LORD!
09/28/2005 Dick Vomit: you're dead, sick fuck
09/29/2005 John Slocum: translate 'sick fuck' into a rating, dude.
09/29/2005 Dick Vomit (4):
09/30/2005 Litcube (4.5):
10/3/2005 Jon Matza (4.5): Pfineous took a big fucking dump yesterday too--in your wine!
10/26/2006 Master Bates (4):
07/29/2009 Dylan Danko: I don't know if this short is as funny as I originally thought. But now that I'm a cat owner I'll admit to having considered this issue before.
01/5/2011 qualcomm: interesting.