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“This isn’t my dog.” The guy had a really sincere look on his face. “I never said it was,” I said. “No, but you implied it.” “No I didn’t. I never met you or your dog before. And I never had any opinion about if the dog was yours or not.” “You just admitted it!” “I did not!” “You said and I quote ‘I never met you or YOUR dog before.’ You prove my point.” “That was after you accused me of implying the dog was yours. The only reason I probably said it was because you keep denying it.” “It goes to show your tendency to assume my ownership of the… ” “Is it your dog?” “Yes.” “Why’d you lie?” “I thought you were on to me.” “No, I never would have known.”

Date Written: October 17, 2005
Author: Ewan Snow
Average Vote: 4

10/18/2005 Litcube (4): Sweet.