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Ron pulled back, wiped his mouth and looked up at Rebecca, oyster and and tin on his tongue. He pulled a hair off his lip, and absently wiped the shit of his ring finger. He didn't so much mind being called Roger, he was even a little used to it. But he had all his fingers. She shouldn't have asked him to stump her. He hated that. She knew that. Fuck, Rebecca, seriously.
Date Written: October 19, 2005Comments:
Average Vote: 3.25
10/20/2005 TheBuyer: Does pussy really taste oystery? I smoke I can't taste a goddamn thing.
10/20/2005 qualcomm (1.5): is there some amputee named roger this is referring to that i should know about?
10/20/2005 Will Disney: yes there is qualcomm. obviously!
10/20/2005 qualcomm: come on, people, let's show some hustle! someone clearly worked really hard on this thing.
10/20/2005 Ewan Snow: Yeah, qualcomm, that seemed pretty clear to me.
10/20/2005 qualcomm: are you serious?
10/20/2005 Klause Muppet: i am.
10/20/2005 Ewan Snow: Yes. I mean, that was the joke. Not so funny, but not so hard to get either, I thought. I dunno, maybe I'm just really, really, smart. It's possible.
10/20/2005 qualcomm: so what roger is this short about?
10/20/2005 qualcomm: WHAT ROGER?!!?!??!?
10/20/2005 Ewan Snow: Just some guy whose name she calls Ron in bed by accident!
10/21/2005 qualcomm: perhaps my initial point has been misunderstood. what i was asking is whether "roger" is a reference to a real person, from real life. like, say, if roger moore had just been in the news for getting his hand caught in a combine.
10/21/2005 Mr. Pony: No he didn't!
10/21/2005 Jon Matza:
10/21/2005 Ewan Snow: Oh.
10/22/2005 TheBuyer: I really wish I had finished this or made it funny. This acme jiatus has done nothing for my sense of humour.
10/23/2005 Will Disney (5):
10/24/2005 Klause Muppet: Hey, is there some fun happening up here?
10/24/2005 Will Disney: hmmmm
10/24/2005 Jon Matza: Yes, this is fun.
10/26/2005 Klause Muppet: Fun's a com'n.