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The new secretary at work had a wonderful laugh. She and Joe hit it off right away. She had a boyfriend but she flirted with him anyway so he felt safe about it, like it was okay on some level. Her name was Alice. She invited him out for a drink and he went along with it, still feeling safe about the whole thing. They were so witty in their haze. They got along famously. He hid his erection when he went to the toilet. She invited him home and he calmly accepted. The three of them sat on the couch, Alice and her boyfriend and Joe, drinking gin and tonic and smoking Joe's cigarrettes. He hoped they could all take a shower or something before, you know, they fucked or whatever. Men stink is why.

Date Written: November 30, 2005
Author: TheBuyer
Average Vote: 3.5

11/30/2005 Will Disney: Wait - where did that boyfriend come from again? The three of them?

Otherwise, a pleasure.
11/30/2005 anonymous: alice has a boyfriend. they co-habitate.
11/30/2005 TheBuyer: If only Jon Matza were here. Hell, anyone to tell me what to vote would be great.
11/30/2005 Klause Muppet (4): Hah! Men do stink.
11/30/2005 qualcomm (3):
12/1/2005 Will Disney (5):
12/1/2005 TheBuyer: You're a good man, Disney Brown.
12/1/2005 Mr. Pony (3.5):
12/1/2005 Litcube (3):
12/2/2005 TheBuyer: Oh look, dinks!
12/5/2005 Klause Muppet: Litcube, you're killing Acme with all your low voting! You owe The Buyer (and any guest author you've recently voted on) at least another 2 stars. At least!
12/5/2005 Litcube: Acme died when Jon Matza left. Everyone knows that.
12/6/2005 Klause Muppet: I am a member of the Jon Matza fan club.
12/6/2005 Mr. Pony: Jon Matza's not dead!
12/6/2005 Litcube: Mr. Pony is right. Jon Matza lives on in the hearts of us all.
12/9/2005 scoop (2.5): A bit inert, this one. The short is as bland as the banal and pleated characters it portrays.