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On Failure in the Acme Community, A Scathing Indictment
(a treatise in short short)

From my grand position at the top of my career, at the top of the world, mastering all my accomplishments, mastering all of you, my contemporary short short authors, I am sad to say that the view is not good. Let this proclamation/leaflet/invective for all the future ages make clear: you have let the community down by meager output! A short short, that morsel genre, offers no excuse of laziness; it takes but a minute to write. This stratum in the sedimentary dig that is our future will be short short poor, a void in the record. How is it that our young citizens no longer understand the value of sacrifice? Why have we no prodigious young stars? Why is it that, other than me, nobody is pulling his or her own weight? I believe this truth to be self-evident: you suck!

Date Written: April 09, 2003
Author: Ewan Snow
Average Vote: 3.6364

04/9/2003 anonymous (3):
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04/10/2003 Dylan Danko (1): Get a job you cunt!
04/10/2003 Jon Matza (5): This really made me think! At first I was surprised and taken aback when I read this...I was like, "Someone must have woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!" But then I realized that some really important points were being made here! I totally agree with what he's saying--we SHOULD try to write cooler stories!
04/10/2003 Phony Millions (4): Onward Christian soldiers! Crusade! Hair bands, 80's cock-rock. Let's begin.
04/6/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan (5): I barely got here and I'm sucking already. What a country!
05/15/2004 TheBuyer (5): i taught my asshole how to type...does anyone see these retro ratings?
05/15/2004 Mr. Pony (2): Acme is perfect the way it is!
12/18/2004 TREE (1):
12/19/2004 Delta Dawn (5):