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- Tommy Lee Jones… Tommy Lee Jones… - Who is that? - I am the mischievous Spirit of Seemingly Inconsequential, Yet Nonetheless Disastrous, Artistic Changes. And I have come for you, Tommy Lee Jones… - Ah, hell. I knew this was coming. Somehow I knew it. - It’s about your new film, The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada. - Not that. Anything but— - It shall henceforth be known as... The Three Burials of Melquiades Q. Estrada! - Nooo! Isn't there something else— - Already done. Up yours, Tommy Lee Jones… *** - Kurt Cobain's ghost… Kurt Cobain's ghost… - Hey, you’re not supposed to come in here— - Silence! I am the impish Spirit of Seemingly Inconsequential, Yet Nonetheless Disastrous, Artistic Changes. And I have come for you, Kurt Cobain's ghost… - Shit. - It’s about your hit single, Lithium. Henceforth, during the chorus, there will be a conspicuous, overprocessed reverb effect on the snare drum. How's that for a puckish little sabotage? - Aaiiee! It sounds like Pour Some Sugar on Me! - Precisely. In addition, fans will henceforth remember you as being vaguely Spicoliesque. - Aw, not cool, spirit. Not cool in the slightest.
Date Written: January 09, 2006
Average Vote: 4