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"Hey, honey! You wanna go to the orchid show?"
"The orchid show. It's free. At Rockefeller Center"
"Ah, no, not really"
"Why? You don't like orchids?"
"Well, i dunno. It's kinda vag."
"It's what??"
"Kinda vag."
"Gee, that's really funny. I get it. Coz, orchids sorta look like vaginas. Wow, honey! How original! What's wrong with vaginas anyway, huh?"
"Well, you know. You seen one vag you seen 'em all"
"OH YEAH?? Well, you haven't seen mine since I got it all tricked out.
"You got your vag all tricked out??"
"Yup. You wanna see?"
"YEAH!! Holy shit! Alright, I'll go to the orchid show."

Date Written: April 12, 2003
Author: Dylan Danko
Average Vote: 3.7

04/12/2003 anonymous (1):
04/12/2003 anonymous (2):
04/12/2003 anonymous (5):
04/12/2003 anonymous (5):
04/12/2003 anonymous (1):
04/12/2003 Will Disney (5): fantastic, i say
04/12/2003 Phony Millions (4): totally vagged out!
05/8/2003 scoop (5): orchids smell funny
05/13/2003 Will Disney (4): i like this one even though i know everyone is always secretly crapping on it
11/26/2003 Mr. Pony (5): A hidden gem. But you might have spelled "vaaj" wrong.
11/26/2003 Will Disney: vadge?
11/26/2003 Dylan Danko: Listen guys, it's vag. Although vadge is a very good alternative.
02/4/2004 qualcomm: yeah, this sucks. i can't believe the high ratings. i don't remember what i gave it in the first place (or if i rated it at all), but today i'm saying 2 stars.
02/5/2004 senator: Still thinking...but the idea of a "tricked out vag" might put it over the edge.
02/5/2004 qualcomm: snow had already made previous hay with "tricked out"
02/5/2004 Dylan Danko: tricked out vag?? where? if so, then you're right, Jon.
02/5/2004 qualcomm: i didn't say tricked out vag. i said tricked out.
02/6/2004 Dylan Danko: So the Stasi has deemed tricked out no longer acceptable regardless of how it's used. Admit it Feldy, you just don't like this b/c i dragged you to the fucking orchid show.