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guest author: A cleptomaniac and a prostitute walk into a bar... internet reader: So, what happened? guest author: Not much--me & your mom just wanted a nice quiet night out.

Date Written: April 22, 2006
Author: Master Bates
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04/25/2006 Mr. Pony: I can't help but feel that this "internet reader" is supposed to be me.
04/28/2006 scoop: Master Bates: So this thing happened this one time.

Bartender: But you are a present tense verb. I don't understand...

Master Bates: A ghostly apparition of Spencer Tracy's gardner issued the typical press release, fragrant, illicit. Corn. AFTER. Also, corn.
05/2/2006 Dylan Danko: Which one's the clepto? Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha!!! HAAAAA!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE! Oh man....Ugh.
11/21/2006 Master Bates: I think the line is, 'Did my mom steal anything?'.