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Dr. Atkins’ Thoughts While Falling

I could really use some pork chops.

My wife’s name is Veronica.

I wonder how the sales figures were for March.

Ohhh - too many carbs.

Date Written: April 17, 2003
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 4

04/17/2003 anonymous (4):
04/17/2003 anonymous (4):
07/17/2003 Will Disney (5): a good one. nice work, disney!
04/5/2005 John Slocum: I have to disagree with you on Disney here, Disney. Disney on Disney is wrong.
04/5/2005 Mr. Pony (4): And I will disagree with you, Slocum. I find the idiocy of this one to be quite charming. See how Disney transcends the simple "stupid narrator" tradition and voyages into the relatively unexplored "stupid author" territory? You see?
04/5/2005 Ewan Snow: "My wife’s name is Veronica" was always my favorite joke in this one. This is one of those shorts I sort of like even though I don't really like it very much.
04/5/2005 John Slocum: Actually Mr. Pony, you didn't disagree with me. You see, when I was disagreeing with Disney on Disney, I was disagreeing with his assessment of this being a 5 star short. Thinking back on all the Disney shorts I gave 5 stars to, I don't think this one measures up. Remember this one? Or this one? Or many others?

So having disagreed with Disney's assessment of this a 5 star short the only way you could disagree with me is to rate it 5 stars. But having rated it 4 stars, there's a possiblity you agreed with me if I, in the future, give it 4 stars. Or disagreed with me if I, in the future, give it, say, a 3. The point is, you don't know if we've agreed or not!! Okay?
04/5/2005 Mr. Pony: I just don't get why you hate Disney so much, Slocum. He's a pretty decent writer, I think.
04/5/2005 John Slocum: "pretty decent"? How can you damn Disney with such faint praise? Man, you must really despise Disney's writing AND his personality.
04/5/2005 Will Disney: I know I do!
04/5/2005 Will Disney: Just wait until you guys see this HOT new tournament technology I'm working on. Really hot. Also shouldn't crash the site quite as much.
04/5/2005 TheBuyer: When do we get to play, before the 15th of April?
04/5/2005 Will Disney: shooting for next week but depends on when the technology "matures"