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Jon stood in line at the Royal Bank. He held a rope that was tied to his small dairy cow. When it was his turn to go to the counter, he showed the Royal Bank lady his dairy cow. “This is my dairy cow,” said Jon. He gestured to his dairy cow. “That is a nice cow. How can I help you?” “You can’t,” replied Jon, because the only reason he was at the bank was to show the lady his dairy cow. Jon turned around and walked away. He took his dairy cow with him.

Date Written: May 12, 2006
Author: Litcube
Average Vote: 3.625

Comments:
05/15/2006 Will Disney (4):
05/15/2006 Mr. Pony (5):
05/15/2006 scoop: Too soon.
05/15/2006 Mr. Pony: ha ha
05/15/2006 TheBuyer: just so we're clear, does Jon drink a lot of milk?
05/16/2006 Litcube: I'm a beaver.
05/16/2006 TheBuyer: You're donut fuled.
05/16/2006 qualcomm (1.5):
05/16/2006 LimeTinyPocket (4): Did the cow have a bell around it's neck?
05/16/2006 LimeTinyPocket: "Its". My Apologies to the community. I'm a little nervous.
05/17/2006 Klause Muppet: Litcube wrote a short.