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"Your hands stink of chives," she complained.

"I like your sense of cheap utility," I replied, obviously trying too hard to flatter her.

"Fuck you, you stingy son of a bitch," she screamed.

It was over quickly, like all of our arguments. And like all of our arguments, I fucking won it.

Date Written: May 15, 2002
Author: qualcomm
Average Vote: 4.66667

03/1/2003 scoop (3): i want to use another word, i do. but fuck is so appropriate.
06/22/2004 TheBuyer (5): ha! random gold. when's the goddamn pizza getting here?
06/22/2004 John Slocum (5): Exellent. I recommend a little creme fraiche and smoked salmon with that, washed down with a good crisp gimonnet blanc de blancs brut nv champagne. Lovely.
06/28/2004 Mr. Pony (5): Mm mmm mm.
10/4/2004 anonymous: this one could use a revenge vote
11/30/2004 The Rid (5): Wicked.
01/19/2005 Jon Matza: There's something fishy about the numbers here. If I were scoop I'd be ripshit!
07/26/2005 Mr. Joshua (5):