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My asshole glows from deep inside me. I can't say for sure that it wasn't there before because I didn't notice until recently, but I have a light source in my ass. I was taking a dump and I looked down, I was straining at the time - I know, it's not good for me to strain but I was in a hurry - the light caught my eye and there it was. Reflected in the toilet bowl was a clear, perfect image of my asshole wrapped around a stubborn turd, bathed in light from behind. The spell broke when the turd hit the water and my asshole closed back up. I didn't have time to investigate it or anything because like I said, I was in a hurry, so I had to wait until I got home that night to really check it out. And check it out I did! I won't get into the details because they're not important, but let's just say the light source is powerful enough to recharge the glow-in-the-dark hands on my Bulova. I haven't been able to come up with a way to make money off it yet but I'm sure the military will be interested. I'm a human weapon, probably.
Date Written: August 24, 2006
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