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Call me Ishmael. Call me Ishmael! Call me, Ishmael, tonight! Ishmael you asshole, I'm late this month! You need to call me!

Date Written: September 20, 2006
Author: Streifenbeuteldachs
Average Vote: 3.5

Comments:
09/27/2006 Will Disney: buh duh bump. but seriously folks!
09/27/2006 TheBuyer: my whale is so white...
09/27/2006 Litcube: Ah! The omission of comma joke! Splendid!
09/28/2006 Master Bates: this is funny, but not long enough to be a short
09/28/2006 Master Bates (3.5):