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“I now call to disorder the 225th Annual Gala of the New York Society of Scatological Illuminati,” cried a goat-masked Reverend O'Palomar to the assembled pilgrims whilst simultaneously frigging his gargantuan, hairless root, squeezing out a ‘hot carl’ upon the saran-wrapped face of a severely retarded four-year-old girl and transubstantiating a plastic bag of Manishewitz wine that was IV’ed directly into the brain of a sedated mullah.

Date Written: May 06, 2003
Author: qualcomm
Average Vote: 4.5714

05/6/2003 anonymous (5):
05/6/2003 Will Disney (4): holy crap
05/9/2003 Phony Millions (4): fecal ecstasy
05/12/2003 Ewan Snow (5): Extra points for doing it in one sentence.
04/4/2004 scoop (5): Thick with stuff, biological stuff. In the end we're all just poop and boogars and hair, right?
10/26/2004 TheBuyer (5):
03/15/2005 Mr. Positive (5): A triumph!
03/15/2005 John Slocum (4): say, excellent wine reference. Pretty good short also.