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Roadshow "Now this is an interesting piece. What can you tell me about it?" He, expert, swarthy; she, nervous with moist pumpkin face. Fucking clones. "My great-great-grandmother was courted by a New England whaler, Capt. Dick Jones. 'Sweet, sweet Dick', she would say. He had a lucky harpoon." "Really." "'Old 'Poon'. He just loved his 'Old 'Poon'." "That's great. It's got some good patina up on there, there, and there." ---Scrimshaw Whale Boner, 18th century New England $800-$1200

Date Written: October 26, 2006
Author: Master Bates
Average Vote: 3

10/26/2006 scoop: What are you? Annie Proulx? Too good for exposition? Huh? Huh! ANSWER THE QUESTION!
10/26/2006 scoop: Ah, don't answer the question. Ain't none of my business anyways.
11/1/2006 Master Bates: expo-what?
12/9/2006 mixelpix (3):