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What with a power vacuum in post-war Iraq, meddling insurgents from Syria and a burgeoning nuclear threat from Iran, Donald Rumsfeld hadn’t gotten head in a long, long time.

“Denise,” Rummy barked in to his intercom. “Get Condi in here, stat!”

Minutes later she walked in. Rumsfeld smiled.

“Uncle Rummy is getting grumpy,” he said impishly.

Condeleeza Rice got on her knees, tossed her hair, unbuckled his khakis and went to work.

“We can’t have that, can we,” she purred coyishly.

She stroked his hard, wrinkled manhood in her pillowy, chocolate embrace and opened her wet mouth.

At the moment of sweet release the Secretary of Defense gripped the armrests of his burgundy leather wing chair and threw his head back.

“Hegemony,” he moaned. “Hegemony.”

Date Written: May 08, 2003
Author: scoop
Average Vote: 4

05/8/2003 anonymous (3):
05/9/2003 qualcomm (4): i'm going to have to work condi into my "routine" now...
05/9/2003 Will Disney (4): yeah i know. i can't believe we haven't been writing about her more.
05/9/2003 qualcomm (4): actually, i was referring to my "jack-off" routine...
05/10/2003 Phony Millions (4): great stuff. wrinkled.
12/1/2003 Dylan Danko (4): Good one, except for "coyishly." I hadn't considered Condi before. Now I've just considered her all over my keyboard.
03/23/2004 Mr. Pony (5): This short has new meaning, now, with Dr. Rice's refusal to testify under oath before the 9-11 commission.
03/25/2004 anonymous (1): Too easy a target. Topicality, Republicans, politicains, America's tarnished history ETC.
03/25/2004 qualcomm: yeah, now HERE you have a point.
03/25/2004 anonymous: No duh.