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I am going to my enemy's house and this is what I brought: brass knuckles, a machine gun, M-203 grenade launcher, tear gas, a broadsword, blackjack; poison for my enemy. Pit bull terrier strangely stinking of garlic; baseball bat and nunchucks, Medieval Torture Kit (c), a bullwhip, stun gun, a sharp stick. Haunted Postcard from the Winchester Mystery House without which I never travel. Handcuffs and duct tape. No pain, no gain I will tell him and he won't understand. I'll bring the pain, he can furnish the blood, sweat, and tears. And the truth. And the vomit and the feces. If he has some microwave popcorn that's a bonus.

Date Written: December 06, 2006
Author: Master Bates
Average Vote: 2.75

12/7/2006 TheBuyer (2.5): decent concept but undercooked and over punctuated
12/7/2006 Litcube (3): I liked where this was going to start out with. It was almost osim.
12/26/2006 anonymous: Wow! It's just like 'I'm going to my Grandmother's House' except I don't want to bring all that stuff to my Grandmother's house since she got all molested by a reindeer like in that song