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It's Martin Luther King Day, and here at Midland Honda-Acura, we're lynching high prices! Why sit at the back of the bus, when you can drive away in a brand new Acura RDX with Alpine sound!? March on Selma? In this weather?! Forget it! Stay warm inside your very own Honda Passport, the Cadillac of SUVs! Need a little "black power"? How about a pre-owned Acura SL, with more torque than your combined SAT score! Brothers and sisters, you SHALL overcome... every other car on the road! So get on down to Midland Honda-Acura's Martin Luther King Harlem Renaissance Jiggedy sales event! And don't forget to ask about our Separate But Equal factory-to-dealer incentives!

Date Written: January 17, 2007
Author: qualcomm
Average Vote: 4.5

01/19/2007 blow-up (4): "You SHALL overcome ... every other car on the road." Good stuff.
01/19/2007 Litcube (4): I can hear the echo at the end of the announcer dude's voice.
01/20/2007 blow-up: You're talented, qualcomm. Hopefully this won't be the last we hear from you for another three months! Have you got more in the works?
01/20/2007 Master Bates (4.5): I had a dream...that this was funny
02/4/2007 scoop (5): What dastardly coward anonymously panned this beauty? Probably that fucking nightcrawler, The Rid, who never saw a short he didn't give four or more stars to, at least, that is, after two or more other authors had already showered it with acclaim.
02/13/2007 Dylan Danko (5): nice short. who the fuck is the blow-up asshole?
02/13/2007 Dylan Danko: Scoop, what conspiracy are you imagining?
03/1/2011 scoop: I'm not sure, Danko. I think someone anonymously panned it and then, through some administrative tinkering, the vicious lowball was disappeared. This one certainly made me LOL, as if I was LOLing for the very first time.