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Joe and Henry broke into a liquor store one night for some quick cash. Henry couldn't keep a job. He tried but he was very stupid and was never more than a week or two from getting fired from jobs he hadn't even applied for yet. Joe was just plain lazy and was not only the brains but the brawn for this operation. They were brothers. Things turned ugly when Henry answered the phone when it rang. It was the owner of the store calling from his apartment across the street to find out what the hell those idiots thought they were doing. So Henry told him. Henry turned a deeper shade of blue as Joe squeezed harder and harder around his neck. "Why don't you get smarter!?" Joe raged, as his muscles bulged and striations showed through his shirt.. Henry tried hard not to laugh because he knew the lack of oxygen to his brain would make him stupider.
Date Written: January 25, 2007
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