home authors guest shorts graphical shorts


Sir Virgin Masters, a.k.a. the 'Albino Bad Ass', was Presidente and Whoremaster General of Acme Industrial Sex Workers Union Local 324. He sprayed his DNA, lucky bastard, like Johnny Appleseed spread seeds. "To increase production, we need more whores. And lots of dick, I guess." "Tons of it, Boss." "And money! Lots and lots of money. Ha,ha,ha! Ha,ha,ha!" "It's all about the dough." "Shaddup! And bring in Trixie." "She's stacked, racked, and packed. Good call, Boss, good call." "Shut your ass! Not that Trixie, fool--Trixie the dolphin." "But her blow-hole. Her poor, poor blow-hole! I have salve..." "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah."

Date Written: February 28, 2007
Author: Master Bates
Average Vote: 3

03/2/2007 anonymous: save thee dolphins
03/2/2007 Litcube (3): This short drifts away into oblivion.