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Sammy sat on the bus waiting for it to leave school and to bring him home. He watched the other kids get on. The bus was right about to leave when Davey got on. Davey was a bully who liked to pick on Sammy.

Davey was walking down the bus aisle. Sammy stuck out his leg and tripped Davey who fell on his face. Sammy had a big textbook on the seat next to him. Before Davey could get up, Sammy picked up the textbook and swung it down and hit Davey on the head.

“You better not pick on me anymore, Davey!” he yelled.

But it didn’t work. Davey got up and kicked the crap out of Sammy, and everyone on the bus said Sammy had it coming. This is how Sammy learned his lesson.

Date Written: May 12, 2003
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 4.66667

Comments:
05/12/2003 anonymous (5):
05/12/2003 anonymous (5):
04/30/2004 Not Lisa (4):
09/25/2004 Streifenbeuteldachs (4): Wow, that is very much like how I learned my lesson.
05/20/2005 TheBuyer (5): I'm really enjoying the word "crap" lately, it's so damn satisfying.
05/20/2005 Mr. Pony (5): Indeed! I hope this really happened!
05/20/2005 Will Disney: Well if you like crap, you've come to the right website, thebuyer.
05/21/2005 qualcomm: postscript: Meanwhile, the muppety god of this short's universe stared down with lashless incomprehension on Sammy's crumpled, bloody body.
05/21/2005 TheBuyer: I call it home.
08/8/2005 The Rid (5): Yay, Disney!