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“Lorgnette never liked you, Drake. I remember that time we broke down in your K car on the Berlin Turnpike (which you tiresomely insisted on referring to as “the Autobahn”) and you were flailing about with the spare and jack like a total failure. I just sat in the car reading Marx and wondering how I had ended up with such a retard. When Lorgnette rolled up in his Rav-4 I knew you would be pissed, but I have to say I was really surprised when you threw the wrench – through your own windshield! But Lorgnette knows timing. He saw you there by the side of the road like a bird with a broken wing. He had to stop and destroy you, put you out of your misery. In fact that’s what we call doggie-style now, ‘putting Drake out of his misery.’”

Drake acted like he didn’t care, but his feelings were really hurt.

Date Written: May 14, 2003
Author: Ewan Snow
Average Vote: 4

05/14/2003 anonymous (5):
06/11/2004 TheBuyer (4): owch, that stings so nasty.