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Danica Schroeder was perhaps the most effective delivery system for pussy the Lincolnshire township had ever seen: just beneath the dermis around her hips, large deposits of glistening yellow adipose tissue quivered enticingly; fewer than average apocrine glands in her underarms and pubis rendered odor a practical non-issue; and an early bout of childhood molestation permanently dichotomized her id and superego, imbuing her with a pleasing array of pschosexual hang-ups. The End

Date Written: June 06, 2007
Author: qualcomm
Average Vote: 4.33333

Comments:
06/7/2007 Mr. Pony (4):
06/7/2007 Will Disney: sweet
06/8/2007 Master Bates (4.5): large deposits
06/30/2007 anonymous: that makes me horny
07/10/2007 Ewan Snow (4.5): Ha ha ha ha ha!
07/24/2007 Dylan Danko: only problem with this one is that no one residing in a place called Lincolnshire would be named Danica Schroeder.
07/24/2007 Dylan Danko: only problem with this one is that no one residing in a place called Lincolnshire would be named Danica Schroeder.