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Date Written: May 16, 2003
Author: Mr. Pony
Average Vote: 4.85714

Comments:
05/16/2003 anonymous (5):
05/16/2003 anonymous (5):
05/16/2003 Will Disney (5): fantastic!
05/16/2003 qualcomm (5): a real treat!
05/16/2003 Ewan Snow (5): At first, when I heard there was a comic posted, I said, "no fair!" But I have to say, it's wonderful...
06/5/2003 Phony Millions (3): this summer's sleeper!
08/27/2003 Mafia Mike (5): I'm thoroughly disturbed
09/12/2003 Will Disney (5): just read this one again thanks to the random feature. gets better each time. GOD DAMN YOU!
09/16/2003 Benny Maniacs (5): That three stars vote must have been an accident
10/29/2003 Dylan Danko: Will are you patting yourself on the back?
10/30/2003 Will Disney: huh? why?
02/10/2004 scoop (5): Numbered, Pony. Like so totally numbered...
03/6/2004 Jon Matza (5): This remains one of my all-time favorite Ponies, along with the giant woman one.
03/12/2004 mixelpix (5): My hopes and dreams are only as wide as Mr. Tusky's bum hole.
12/3/2004 CrazyGuy: Oh, I see, Mr. Pony. This is the sort of material you are interested in as well. I expected more from you, not this sort of material.
12/3/2004 Mr. Pony: What are you talking about? I didn't vote on this one.
12/3/2004 qualcomm: he must be a great disappointment to you, crazyguy.
12/3/2004 CrazyGuy: Please do not engage me in conversation, qualcomm. If you are determined to persist, I will be forced to ask you to leave acmeshorts.com for the remainder of the month while I am here.
12/3/2004 CrazyGuy: Mr. Pony, are you saying you felt pressured into composing a cartoon that features inappropriate material? If so, I encourage you to speak out.
12/3/2004 qualcomm: please see my reply to your comment on my short, crazyguy.
12/3/2004 Mr. Pony: CrazyGuy, I'm not sure I understand. Are you sure you have comments turned on?
12/3/2004 CrazyGuy: Mr. Pony, maybe I am the one who is confused. Didn't you draw the above cartoon. I ask because it includes exposed buttocks and inappropriate bestiality material. However, if you were pressured into composing a cartoon with inappropriate material, now is the time to speak up.
12/3/2004 scoop: What's always frustrtated me about this one is its reliance in the old "doggy-style" cliche for anal intercourse. Without realizing it, Mr. Pony you have insulted a large group of people who engage in anal love making (both homo-ly and unhomo-ly). The anal lovemaking community has wide ranging catalog of Voltairean/Montesquiean positions that speak of a people well-versed in the Enlightenment, and that do not reference the act of love as an invountary mammalian lust act. In the future, don't do that.
12/3/2004 Ewan Snow: Don't fall for it, CrazyGuy. Mr. Pony doesn't seem to realize that "exposed buttocks and inappropriate bestiality material" are even inappropriate. He is one of the ring leaders who has pressured me. I am willing to speak out in order to clear my name.
02/2/2005 Phony Millions: My identity was sabatoged below, Pony. I definitely 5'd this one.
02/2/2005 qualcomm: i think you were confused by what was then the new voting mechanism, brad.
02/2/2005 Mr. Pony: I've always wondered about that vote (or more accurately, the word "sleeper"). Thanks for setting the record straight.
02/2/2005 John Slocum (5): Where is Slocum's vote?
02/2/2005 Phony Millions: It could be what Qualcomm said, Pony. But yeah by 'sleeper' one would mean like they say about the movies I guess - the summer 'sleeper' would be the hit of the summer. In which case it would get higher than a 3. But I would remember if I made that joke.
09/30/2005 Streifenbeuteldachs (5): History is fun