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What is free will? Some would argue that it's following your own voice, doing what you want. But that's a shallow interpretation, because you have no control over what you want. In order to be truly free, you have to do what you want to want. But figuring out what you want to want presents its own problems. In fact, it's pretty much impossible to know! So here's the compromise: in order to be truly free, you have to do what you don't want to do. That's where I'm at. Today, I cut up the inside of my mouth with a razor and went down on a transgendered woman with poor hygiene and full blown AIDS. Laugh all you want, from your psychic cages! Yours is the lewd, bitter cackle of the death row inmate, echoing after me as I stride purposefully down the corridor, free, free, FREE!

Date Written: October 18, 2007
Author: qualcomm
Average Vote: 3.25

12/27/2007 Joseph Keith (3): freedom isnt free [snicker]
11/21/2008 Dylan Danko (3.5): this is better on second read.