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Ewan and Jimson roared down the Pacific Coast Highway in their red Mustang. Inside Jimson’s belly, young Meelo bounced around happily to the sounds of Abba playing on the stereo.

They were driving fast and the wind was loud.

“Honey,” Jimson yelled over to Ewan, “are you concerned about the possible negative effects of playing Abba for Meelo at such a young age? Pre-born, I mean.”

“Well, that’s really two questions, Jimson. Do I think there will be negative effects? Sure. But does that make me concerned? No - not really.”

Ewan hit pressed down on the gas and the car sped forward. Jimson leaned back in her seat and a single tear rolled down her cheek.

Date Written: May 21, 2003
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 3.6

05/21/2003 anonymous (1):
05/21/2003 anonymous (5):
06/8/2003 Phony Millions (4): delicious - delivers the tragic tone we expect from an ewan/jimson short.
08/20/2004 John Slocum (4): [censored]is so cool.
08/20/2004 qualcomm: this short distorts what really happened in the name of sensationalism. that tear on jimson's cheek was from the wind.
08/20/2004 Mr. Pony: I thought that was what was implied. You're so sentimental!
08/20/2004 Mr. Pony (4):
01/7/2005 The Rid (5):